When I was sitting down four years ago, deciding between St. Lawrence, Colby, Hobart, Hamilton, Union, or Colgate, I thought to myself: what do I really want in a school? How do I want my four years to play out? Well, four years later, I am…

Springfest is perennially the highlight of St. Lawrence students’ spring semesters. The weather is finally nice, there are lots of activities going on all weekend, and students can unwind and enjoy an outdoor concert. Many of us were…

By ANNA SODERBERG St. Lawrence University’s admissions office has been hard at work this month making their final decisions for the upcoming class of SLU students. Rumor has it that the class of 2021 is sure to be the most uniquely…

By EMILY HOFFMAN This past Monday, the United States Secretary of Education, Betsy DeVos, announced that the unspoken “15 minute rule” in academic settings will be legalized in 2018. “College Students Were Right,” the Washington Post…

After months of deliberation, Thelmo and Dining Services announced at Wednesday’s Thelmo meeting that they had finally developed a meal plan program with 100% approval from the student body. “This has been a long and drawn out process, but…

In what he said was by-far the longest running skit in the storied history of Saturday Night Live, Larry David re­vealed that he is in fact Bernie Sanders and his presidential candidacy was never real. Da­vid said he was getting…

Last week, while SLU students were enjoying themselves on Spring Break adventures across the globe, shocking news shook the North Country. Clarkson University revealed a deep dark secret it has been hid­ing for years. Donald Trump,…

A recent experiment carried out by scientists at CERN found compelling evidence that God is not real. After running a series of highly complex mathematical equations derived from recent data yielded from colliding two particles that nobody…