April Fools

As spring break came to a close, Dubbers returned to 3 University like every other year. Giggles, gossip, and glitter filled the air and our hearts as we assembled for our final stretch of school. While we felt comforted by our reunion…

Cowboys vs Buccaneers. The highlight of my semester was supposed to be watching the first Sunday Night Football with my brothers after a long week of grinding Econ 100 and Intro to Business while my parents watched me blow money from afar…

It is no secret that American democracy is falling apart. From rampant government spending to a near collapse in the banking system, our government is a failure. American democracy has delegitimized itself. However, there are still many…

Dear Liberal White Guy, You never cease to amaze me. You know, when I first met you in the back of the Ticker, backwards hat and polo fully screaming Republican, I really thought you were going to be just another bigot. But no—within…

Now that we are reaching the end of this rushed semester, students and professors alike are succumbing to “zoom fatigue.” This semester has been incredibly hard on faculty, who have had to teach classes on zoom and without breaks. It seems…

Starting April 6 select groups of college students will be eligible to receive the COVID-19 vaccine. In a press briefing on March 29, Governor Groper announced that certain students will receive priority over the general student population…

With increased reporting of zombie-like symptoms from students and professors alike, the Administration at St. Lawrence University announced this week that all professors should cancel their finals. These zombie symptoms include…

On Weedsday, March 31, Guv’ner Drew Guapo of New York State signed legislature declaring weed like “totally okay and fine, no worries.” The bill comes as a happy relief to thousands of students at colleges like St. Lawrence. …