Bachelorex of the Week: Gabby Molina ’25

Name: Gabby
Pronouns: she/they

What are you seeking to attract:
A tattoo artist or someone active on Strava.

Major:
Anthropology and History

Minor:
Strava and Java Barn Music

Hometown:
Jersey (self-explanatory).

Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn (it’s the fish-goat combo).

Ticker or Hoot?
Java Barn living room (Geoguesser must be on TV).

Hot dogs or cool dogs?
Cool dawgs probably.

If you could have a beer with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?
Elliott Smith.

What are you doing on a night where nothing else is going on?
There’s always something happening at 5 University Ave.

You can only let one animal remain on Earth, what would it be?
Chickens, probably.

If you could wake up tomorrow with one superpower, what would it be?
Run a 4:45 mile.

Ideal first date?
Run, cold plunge, sauna while listening to Elliott Smith and holding hands.

Go-to midnight snack?
A gummy of some sort (NOT the jolly rancher ones).

What’s the first quality you look for in a potential partner?
Active on Strava or tattoo artists.

Least favorite school subject and why?
Math.

Year in jail, or stay in jail till you can solve a Calc ll equation?
Definitely not the Calc II question.

What song should everyone listen to?
“Angeles” by Elliott Smith.

What are your hobbies?
Running for Strava kudos, knitting, and listening to Elliott Smith in the sauna.

Least-favorite food?
Meat (vegetarian).

If you could pick a new first name, what would it be?
Joni (after Joni Mitchell).

What do you bring to a relationship?
Strava kudos and handknit hats.

What is the best time of day to crack a cold one?
After my run.

Favorite activity to engage in after a cold one has been cracked?
Beer mile.

Favorite music genre?
Whatever Elliott Smith is.

A first date is going bad, how do you bail?
Tell them I have to run a marathon right now.

Where do you see yourself in ten years?
32 with something to do.

Advice for underclassmen?
Download Strava and Pinterest.

How can you be contacted?
Strava or Pinterest. Must have a tattoo design ready. Serious inquiries only.