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April Fools: THN Paper Sourced Locally 

Due to significant budget cuts, The Hill News will now make its own paper sourced from the trees on campus.  “We are really excited and proud of our team for coming up with this idea,” said Editor-in-Chief Matt Serrano ’26. After a

April Fools: Felines Finally Find Fans

Campus Gets New Non-human Leaders It appears that cats have taken over St. Lawrence University. Well, it was only one cat, really, said witnesses who were willing to talk anonymously. Nonetheless, students appear powerless in the face

April Fools: Rise in Wand Violence

Concerns Rising Over Use of Dangerous Spells  Walking down the street these days, one cannot help but feel a measure of disquiet that was not present even as little as a year ago. In certain neighborhoods, it is all you do to keep your

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Asbestos. You either love it or you hate it. Me? I'm an avid fan. Growing up in the Midwest, I had plenty of experience living with asbestos. I often reminisce on the golden days of lying upside on my childhood couch – my feet hanging in
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