April Fools

Considering how closely-knit the community at St. Lawrence University is, it is not hard to randomly bump into the same person over and over again. Look in from the outside, and you might hear us faintly singing Kumbaya together. Pay…

The Hill News was shocked early Friday morning when several top-secret student government documents were leaked to the all-knowing, reliable social media community, YikYak. The scathing reports detailed a failed contingency fund request…

In a tragic turn of events, Java–favorite and widow’s peak enthusiast Cab Ellis passed away Tuesday, March 26. The Ellis estate has confirmed his death was caused by complications in a duel with a homeless Elvis Presley impersonator…

There is a cliché saying that all good things must eventually come to an end. Fortunately for us, that repetitive cliché won’t apply. The Thelomathesian Society was right. The Hill News has long poisoned the eyes of our readership. So much…

In our time of well-deserved instant gratification and immediate up-to-date news, The Hill is just not cutting it anymore. It only updates weekly, has too few writers, and who has the time to read newspapers in this economy? While it will…

Es wird argumentiert, dass in einer freien Gesellschaft die Einwanderung ein wichtiges Element ist. Ich will darüber schrieben. Deutschland ist leider ein Land mit viel Hass gegenüber Einwanderung in seiner Geschichte. Deutschland ist seit…

Across campus, a hush can be felt. This hush, this silence, is not one quiet of words but of a lack of a significant presence. Walking through the streets and buildings familiar sights seem to disappear daily. Once a specific copyrighted…

While pretty much all of the U.S. is aware of the climate crisis currently occurring in our world and the drastic effects it has had, many are likely not aware of the impact this climate change has had on our very own St. Lawrence…