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April Fools
How My Shoes Stuck to the Sticky Floors and Other Exciting Things that Happened When I Stayed at a…
Over the course of my life, I’ve stayed in some nice places all over the world, but I think I would give the highest rating to my recent pleasant Thursday night stay at one of the local fraternity houses, right here in Canton.
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When is it REALLY the Best Time to Wear a Striped Sweater?
The age-old question has come to St Lawrence University’s campus at last. When is it really the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time? Only with a collar, turtleneck? Never? Or is there some specific occasion that calls for one…
“Dark Water” Makes a Splash!
As the semester reaches its second half, the spring production of “Dark Water” is putting the final touches on its performance, and SLU has never seen a production on this scale. Told from the perspective of marine life, the show promises…
Theme House Corner: Dana Dining Cottage
Do you live for chicken tenders and sauces? Do you like melted ice cream, questionable fish dishes? Surprisingly delicious black-bean burgers? Strange pasta salads? Then you’ve come to the right place: Dana Dining Cottage has all these…
DNC Data Breach Reveals 2020 Presidential Candidates
The 2016 presidential election surprised Americans nationwide. Republicans rejoiced their party’s sweeping victories while Democrats walked away empty-handed. Now it’s 2018, times have changed, and due to yet another system breach of DNC…
March Sadness: NCAA Fails Again to Give Fans Proper Tournament
The NCAA has proven once again to be incapable of doing its job. This year, as always, the selection committee for the men’s basketball tournament has shown how bad it is at determining which teams deserve to play for the national…
White Guilt Ends Racism
Since their creation, university campuses nationwide have been pockmarked by instances of racial injustice. Mere weeks ago, students at nearby SUNY Plattsburgh and the University of Vermont took to the streets to shed light on their own…
Lights on Laurentians: “We’re Living in Squalor”: The Plight of Theme House…
By Kate Angus and Kelsey Mattison
Susie* bounces up to the colorful porch of her theme house, opening the door and waving us through. We step inside and are immediately greeted by the organized chaos that inevitably comes with 12-plus…