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In Unforeseen Move, “Justice League” Gets Oscar Nomination
In a bold and never-before-done announcement, The Academy on Sunday night announced that Zack Snyder’s four hour cut of “Justice League” will be added to the Oscar nominees. The film will have the chance to pick up awards in three!-->…
What the Roster You Stalk Say about You
I know each and every one of us have fallen into the deep trap of roster stalking at some point during our time here at SLU. It is slightly concerning the amount of time I have types “bla bla bla Men’s roster St. Lawrence University'' into!-->…
Party Your Way To COVID Safety
By: Cee DeeCee
This past week, the state of New York and commissioners of various collegiate athletic leagues came together to discuss and implement three new COVID-19 protocols for spring-athletes whose programs are continuing this!-->!-->!-->…
Springfest Moved to 2,442-Person Zoom Meeting
IT’S HAPPENING. If you totally live under a rock and haven’t heard, a recent leak from the Association for Campus Entertainment revealed that the organization will be holding “Springfest, The Rise of Zoom” on April 18th. The!-->…
Pope Francis To Ordain SLU Men’s Lacrosse Players as Saints
On Wednesday, April 1, Pope Francis released a list of people he plans to ordain as saints following the coronavirus outbreak. Sitting on his white, cushioned sofa in his Vatican suite, Francis read the names of five SLU Men’s Lacrosse!-->…
Athlete of the Week: Maggie Gehrke
Athlete: Maggie Gehrke Sport: All Sports Position: You Tell Me Year: Never Leaving Height: 6’5
Do you have any pregame rituals? Tape. Lots of it. My ankles are essentially held together by thoughts and!-->!-->!-->…
If I Don’t Get the Money I Deserve, I Will Steal it National Treasure Style
Things I can spend $1200 on if I could actually get it:
200 Chicken & Cheese Pub Quesadillas Elkay LZS8WSLK EZH2O Bottle Filling Station with Single ADA Cooler, Filtered, 8 GPH, Light GrayZoom Pro for 80 Whole!-->!-->!-->…
How to Get a Hot Zoom GF
What if we met and fell in love in one of our online zoom classes?
Haha, just kidding.
...Unless?
The age of social distancing is upon us. As the threat of the apocalypse peers over the red horizon and Gabriel readies his scales!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->…