I’ve been hearing a lot of news lately about these disgusting things called vaccines.

Now, I never got vaccines as a kid, and I certainly won’t be giving vaccines to my kids, my pets, or anything really. How can anyone put that kind of thing in their body? You know, they put all sorts of stuff in those things, like mercury, tar, formaldehyde – it’s disgusting! Pharmaceutical companies have pulled the curtain over everybody’s eyes, except mine of course, and anyone else who saves their families from vaccines.

You know, I even heard they give kids autism. Like, how terrible is that? These big companies, interested in nothing but money, are giving your children autism. I know this to be true because every child, whose parent who has told me they vaccinated their kids, has autism. It’s a fact really.

And, if are kids are being given autism, what other sorts of diseases could they be giving us? I bet vaccines cause all sorts of sicknesses- cancer, ALS, heart disease, pneumonia, herpes. So basically, if you choose to vaccinate your children, you’re either sentencing them to a lifetime with autism…or death. I’m sickened just thinking about it.

In all reality, what does my doctor really know about what’s best for my child? I’m their parent! So what? He went to medical school for like what, half a year? I went to school for nine years, and I learned jack-squat. And, you know they always say a mother’s intuition is strong, and I bet my doctor doesn’t have a mother’s intuition.

Plus, all these people are saying that the diseases they’re trying to prevent are horrific and spread like wildfire. How can these diseases be so bad if I’ve never even seen someone with them? They can’t really; these idiots don’t think about what they’re saying before they say it.

And I’m a pretty strong person-my kids are rugged too. If they did get one of these so called “plagues,” what damage could it really do? The herbal remedies I found online would surely get rid of anything overnight. I’m not worried.

AND, our president himself, Donald Trump, doesn’t believe in vaccines either. Donald Trump is really smart, like really smart. That’s how he got to be our president. If he doesn’t trust these fake scientists then why should I? I mean how can you not trust the man? He really proved himself to us when he confirmed that climate change isn’t real. Do you see how much snow we have this year already, and how cold it is?

I guess what I’m trying to say is that if you do vaccinate your kids, I want you to keep your whole family away from me. I don’t want you polluting my kids with your vaccines. I’m just trying to keep everybody safe here.