Your phone listens to you. Yes, this is a conspiracy theory, but just hear me out. I love my phone more than most; I can’t even survive without it for, like, a day. But, in the pursuit of excellence, we should probably all stop using our…

Hello all, today I would like to educate you on why we are subjects of the plant fauna around us, and why they have domesticated mankind. A bold statement, I know, but I think you may look at plants differently by the time I finish. To…

I’ve been hearing a lot of news lately about these disgusting things called vaccines. Now, I never got vaccines as a kid, and I certainly won’t be giving vaccines to my kids, my pets, or anything really. How can anyone put…

Hey there, St. Lawrence. It is that season. No (well, technically yes), not the holiday season. I am talking about everyone’s favorite season, class registration. ‘Tis the season for you to wake up at the break of dawn, eyes crusted…

UFC 229 was one of the most exciting nights in UFC history to date. While the feature of Conor McGregor versus Khabib Nurmagomedov was expected to be explosive given their history, no one could’ve expected the brawl which broke out at the…