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Athlete of the Week Mike Gagliardi
Name: Mike Gagliardi
Age: Three years from becoming my step-dad.
Hometown: Straight Outta Canton
Sport: Crew
Major: Piece of Shit
How long have you been rowing crew? How did you get into the sport?
According to federal…
Patriots Fans Mourning After Gronk Retires
As one fan put it, “WWWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY?!?!” Last weekend one of the greatest tight ends ever announced his retirement: Rob Gronkowski. The 29-year-old tight end spent his entire career with the New England Patriots, racking up 521…
Brady’s Big Announcement
Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr., quarterback for the New England Patriots, has announced that he plans to retire in the coming days. It is not clear whether this is a result of the recent Kraft scandal or star teammate Rob Gronkowski…
MLB Super-Teams
Well, the MLB has seemingly taken a page out of the NBA’s book of tricks. A new era of baseball has dawned. In the past we’ve seen the eras of players showing up hungover to games while smoking cigars, the steroid era, the record-breaking…
Saints Athletics vs. Food
Interested in sports but don’t have the motivation to attend a game? Do you ever wonder what sports would look like if we used food instead of regular balls? Well, question no longer as this past weekend, Saint’s athletics indulged our…
Psports on the Rise Threaten Physical Sports Psports on the Rise Threaten Physical Sports
A hot new trend is sweeping youth worldwide: physical sports. Dubbed Psports to distinguish them from the more widely known Esports, or electronic sports. Young people are joining together in teams and compete using their own bodies instead…
Saints Athletics vs. Food
Interested in sports but don’t have the motivation to attend a game? Do you ever wonder what sports would look like if we used food instead of regular balls? Well, question no longer as this past weekend, Saint’s athletics indulged our…
Athlete of the Week: Robert Burke
Name: Robert Burke
Sport: Swimming
Age: 21
Hometown: Portsmouth, VA
Major: Creative Writing
How long have you been competitively swimming/diving? How did you get into the sport?
I’ve been swimming competitively since I was…