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Review of “Honey Girl” by Morgan Rogers
It’s that time of the semester again! Procrastinating finals time. I mean...doing finals time. Anywho, I for one have been reading when I reach the point where I can’t look at a screen for a minute longer. My most recent read, “Honey!-->…
New Album Release: “The Bitter Truth”
Shoutouts to all my emo, goth and rock music heads out there… Our queen has returned! Amy Lee and her band Evanescence released a new album for the first time in a decade as of two weeks ago. Although the band released five singles from!-->…
Dear Dub: Thank U Liberal Men
Dear Liberal White Guy,
You never cease to amaze me. You know, when I first met you in the back of the Ticker, backwards hat and polo fully screaming Republican, I really thought you were going to be just another bigot. But no—within!-->!-->!-->…
Dear Profs: Please Take a Deep Breath and Crack a Cold One with the Homies
Now that we are reaching the end of this rushed semester, students and professors alike are succumbing to “zoom fatigue.” This semester has been incredibly hard on faculty, who have had to teach classes on zoom and without breaks. It seems!-->…
students in greek Life are Now approved to receive The vaccine
Starting April 6 select groups of college students will be eligible to receive the COVID-19 vaccine. In a press briefing on March 29, Governor Groper announced that certain students will receive priority over the general student population!-->…
Due to Zombie-Like Symptoms, Administration Announces Professors to Cancel All Finals
With increased reporting of zombie-like symptoms from students and professors alike, the Administration at St. Lawrence University announced this week that all professors should cancel their finals.
These zombie symptoms include!-->!-->!-->…
Rejoice! Weed is Legal in New York State
On Weedsday, March 31, Guv’ner Drew Guapo of New York State signed legislature declaring weed like “totally okay and fine, no worries.” The bill comes as a happy relief to thousands of students at colleges like St. Lawrence.
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In Unforeseen Move, “Justice League” Gets Oscar Nomination
In a bold and never-before-done announcement, The Academy on Sunday night announced that Zack Snyder’s four hour cut of “Justice League” will be added to the Oscar nominees. The film will have the chance to pick up awards in three!-->…