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Bach. of the Week
Bachelorex of the Week: Molly Doyle ’25
Name: Doyster
Pronouns: she/they
What are you seeking to attract:Someone with a car
Major: Geology and English Lit.
Minor: you mom
Hometown: Middle of nowhere, Idaho
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius (but a January one, so its!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->…
Bachelorex of the Week: Zoe Starkey ’25
Name: Zoe StarkeyPronouns: she/her
What are you seeking to attract: 500+ LinkedIn Connections
Major: Environmental Studies
Minor: Public Health and European Studies
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Ticker or Hoot? HOOT.
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Bachelorex of the Week: Charlie Beams ’25
Name: Charlie Beams Pronouns: he/himWhat are you seeking to attract: Someone who thinks Xmas music in October is ok.Major: Environmental StudiesMinor: Stat and African StudiesZodiac Sign: Taurus
Ticker or Hoot? Hoot
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Bachelorex of the Week: CARLO VOLPE ’25
Name: Carlo Volpe
Pronouns: He/Him
What are you seeking to attract:
Anyone with extra dining dollars who can buy me extra food at the end of the semester
Major:
Finance
Minor:
Math
Ticker or Hoot?
Pizza!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->…
Unemployed of the Week: ZACH JAWORSKI ’24
Name: Zach Jaworski Pronouns: He/him What are you seeking to attract: A job Major: Government (Political Science sounds too pretentious) Minor: PCA & Duetsche ZodiacSign: Catholic
Ticker or Hoot? 7/11 Parking Lot
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Bachelorex of the Week: Benjamin Roach ’25
Name: Benjamin (Ben) Roach
Pronouns: he/him
What are you seeking to attract: A person of good morals and a genuine conversationist.
Major: Political Science
Minor: Canadian Studies
Hometown: West Hartford, CT
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Bachelorex of the Week: Meghan Weldon ’25
Name: Meghan Weldon Pronouns: She/her Major: NunyaMinor: Business
Ticker or HootPizza Hut bar - no one out- pizzas the Hut
Hot dogs or cool dogs?Lightly cooked, the water’s my favorite. I won a hot dog eating contest once.
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Bachelorex of the Week: PATRICK CHASE ’25
Name: Patrick Chase Pronouns: MA/GA What are you seeking to attract: Yeah I’m good rn tbh Major: Government Minor: Digital Media & Film
Hometown: Queensbury, New York
Zodiac Sign: Lorraine Cross
Ticker or Hoot? Stadium, it’s!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->!-->…