By REBECCA DOSER
COLUMNIST

Ingredients: (yields 1 quart)

-2.5 cups orange juice

-2.5 cups Sprite

-1 cup vodka

-½ cup fruit juice (any desired flavor)

-1/3 cup pineapple rum

Instructions:

Stir together all ingredients and add ice to chill. Serve in a large serving bowl. Bon appetit! (And make sure to jingle all the way home safely in your one-horse open sleigh, please.)