Opinions

After seeing his father struggle with the thermostat all last week, Jesus Christ (also known as “The Lamb of God”), finally stepped in and helped him out.  Talking to “The Mesa,” Jesus remarked, “He hasn’t been able to program the…

by Luke Matys It has been absolutely beautiful outside the last couple of days.  I have spent a wonderful, truly self-actualizing time lying in the grass.  Lying in the grass is one of my favorite activities (others include laughing,…

ISIS insurgents have been operating in Chihuahua, Mexico just eight miles off of the U.S. border. Due to the complete lack of police presence, these operatives have been training and preparing to use the railroad system to smuggle…

By Sydney Fallone In the past week, a handful of Republicans and Democrats have announced their candidacy for the 2016 presidential race. On the Republican side, three individuals have recently proclaimed their candidacy. Ted Cruz tweeted…

Many of us grow up idolizing athletes.  They become celebrities that are revered or hated based on how they perform on the field.  What they do away from what we see on TV matters much less in society’s opinion of them than what they do off…

Earlier this year, I wrote a fun little article about death .  Now I am writing an article about life.  Isn’t that nifty?  I really just wanted to showcase my liberal arts education the best way I could and what’s more liberal arts…

Red is a Part of the Rainbow too Last Tuesday, hundreds of students and faculty rushed down to the Sullivan student center to donate blood to the American Red Cross blood bank. I was late to the party and I didn’t get a…

A state of emergency was declared in Kanawha and Fayette counties in West Virginia on Monday in response to a train derailment carrying, millions of pounds of crude oil. Out of fear of contamination of the public water supply, the…