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Photo via the New York Times In 2014, a study by a Princeton University professor and a Northwestern University professor determined that the U.S. is not a democracy, but an oligarchy where a select few control the government and…

I’m a fan of those questions that sometimes (a lot of the time) elicit eye rolls and annoyed, “I don’t f*cking know,” on the second hour of SLU van trips as the Nalgene of the sleeping kid continues to slam into the back of the sauna/van. I…

If you’re reading this in the student center, you may have noticed a new installation on the third floor railing. The colorful letters KSLU hang out in the open for everyone to see. To many of you, these letters are meaningless; to some, it…

Photo via Huffington Post This past week, I was J-Boarded for accidentally leaving a pipe and a candle on my desk over spring break. An hour and a half of my valuable homework time was wasted watching case after case be handled, in what…

The UCONN Women’s Basketball team just won their fourth consecutive national championship this Tuesday. The dominance of the UCONN team is so absurd that to win $10 on UCONN’s triumph, you had to bet $700. I am, unabashedly, a gigantic,…

A recent experiment carried out by scientists at CERN found compelling evidence that God is not real. After running a series of highly complex mathematical equations derived from recent data yielded from colliding two particles that nobody…

Photo via edmodo spotlight You’ve undoubtedly heard the expression “too big to fail” in reference to a number of things in this country, business in particular. I’d first like to mention that the Titanic was huge, a genuinely grand…

Photo from University of Chicago Critics of safe space policies have probably never participated in establishing safe spaces or attended the meetings held within. If they had, they would realize that a safe space is another place on…