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Bolton Is A Problematic Choice
John R. Bolton, former ambassador to the United Nations, has been selected by President Trump to fill the role of outgoing National Security Advisor H. R. McMaster. Lieutenant General McMaster has been described as honorable and capable,…
DNC Data Breach Reveals 2020 Presidential Candidates
The 2016 presidential election surprised Americans nationwide. Republicans rejoiced their party’s sweeping victories while Democrats walked away empty-handed. Now it’s 2018, times have changed, and due to yet another system breach of DNC…
Graduating Seniors to be Given a Squirrel with their Diploma
Seniors, get ready to go nuts. It’s no question that our beloved institution has quite the rodent problem these days. In an effort to combat the issues surrounding overpopulation here at SLU, the University has decided to give each and…
Dana Dining Hall to Serve Alcoholic Beverages this Cumming Semester
Dana Dining Hall is making monumental moves in their beverage and service offerings for this upcoming fall semester. Believe it or not, due to the fact that students are relentless in sneaking in their own alcoholic beverages and are…
CIIS Office to Offer New Study Abroad Program
Starting in the Fall of 2018, the Patti McGill Peterson Center for International and Intercultural Studies Office is set to introduce a host of new abroad programs located all over the globe and in different time periods. With the purchase…
North Korea Misplaces Missiles
The New York Times reported Thursday that North Korea appears to have lost its nuclear weapons during a routine missile test. Regime officials are said to be unsure of how all of North Korea’s 60 warheads disappeared, but the state news…
REVEALED: Austin Petersen Stole Dana Sprinkles
Austin Petersen, a Republican candidate for the US Senate in Missouri, revealed on Twitter that he was the one who stole the ice cream toppings in Dana, tweeting, “To the students of St. Lawrence, I stole the sprinkles, Oreos, and…
See-Through Dorm Rooms for Evangelical College Students
BY MARTY PELLITIER
On Monday, the Bob Jones University in South Carolina announced that they would be installing see-through glass residential rooms for all students in residence dormitories. The administration made this decision…