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GOP Barreling Towards Contested Convention
Tuesday night, Ted Cruz (RTexas) picked up a crucial win in the Wisconsin primary and walked away with 36 of the states 42 delegates, per Politico. Analysts and political pundits saw the state as critical in the plan for Cruz to deny Trump…
Dear Dub: Women in Pro Sports, What’s the Deal?
The UCONN Women’s Basketball team just won their fourth consecutive national championship this Tuesday. The dominance of the UCONN team is so absurd that to win $10 on UCONN’s triumph, you had to bet $700. I am, unabashedly, a gigantic,…
Largest Data Leak in History Implicates Vladimir Putin and other World Leaders
Photo Credit: Democracy Now
In what is being called the largest single data leak in the history of online data storage, 2.6 terabytes of data (11.5 million individual documents) were released after the Panamanian law firm Mossack…
Laurentian for Life Week Honors the Five Pillars of St. Lawrence
Last week, March 30-April 3, students, parents, and alumni from all over the world celebrated Laurentian for Life (L4L) Week. Events and con- tests were held both on and off campus honoring the five pil- lars that define us as…
Coach to Depart St.Lawrence, Leaves Hockey Future Uncertain
By Elle Lucas and Tom Mathiasen
Last week, the St. Lawrence cam- pus was abruptly informed that Skating Saints Head Coach Greg Carvel ‘93 had accepted the head coaching position at UMass Amherst. The news made waves in the St. Lawrence…
#FEELTHEBERN is Actually Just a SNL Skit
In what he said was by-far the longest running skit in the storied history of Saturday Night Live, Larry David revealed that he is in fact Bernie Sanders and his presidential candidacy was never real. David said he was getting…
Trump Revealed as Clarkson Alum, Explains Everything
Last week, while SLU students were enjoying themselves on Spring Break adventures across the globe, shocking news shook the North Country. Clarkson University revealed a deep dark secret it has been hiding for years. Donald Trump,…
Holy Crap, God is Dead
A recent experiment carried out by scientists at CERN found compelling evidence that God is not real. After running a series of highly complex mathematical equations derived from recent data yielded from colliding two particles that nobody…