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April Fools: Bye Bye St. Lawrence, Hello St. Teresa
St. Lawrence University just dropped breaking news in what was its last news release under the same name. Wednesday evening, SLU leadership announced that starting this April 2024, SLU will become St. Teresa University. The name change…
April Fools: Professors Mourn the Loss of Their Jobs to Chat GPT
St. Lawrence University is removing all current professors at the school to help with budget cuts. After the news of SLU’s public $11.5 million debt, major changes were needed.
A recent announcement was made by Kate Morris, president of…
April Fools: Banana Splits Believers Save Lives One Banana at a Time
Forget apples! Research done by St. Lawrence students proves that it is actually bananas— more specifically, banana splits— that are the key to a longer, healthier and more fulfilling life.
The banana provides essential…
Budget Cuts Needed Due to Record Low Enrollment
St. Lawrence University’s enrollment is down 3.5 percent from the fall semester, dipping the institution’s student body below 2,000 for the first time this decade, announced administrators Monday at a faculty town hall event. This…
Fasting During Ramadan
About 20 students confirmed via email that they were going to be fasting during Ramadan according to Megan Putney, the assistant director of International Student Services and advisor to the Islamic Culture Club. The actual number of…
Learning to Ski Before Titus
Titus, an annual event hosted by the Outing Club every March, is advertised primarily to those who ski or snowboard. In order to make this event more inclusive and something all should enjoy, the OC named a DEI Titus Chair: someone who…
The Gnarly North Country Global Cooldown Returns
This past weekend, students grabbed their skis and neon to celebrate the anxious return of Titus weekend. Titus is historically one of the biggest events for the St. Lawrence University student body. The time-honored tradition embodies the…
Spiecker New Finance VP
Though this may come as a surprise, Karl Spiecker has chosen to remain at St. Lawrence University as the vice president of Finance and Administration. After serving for over a year at SLU, Karl Spiecker has shown leadership skills in his…