BY: REBECCA DOSER

FEATURES EDITOR

Perhaps you love your roommate (like I do,) perhaps you really dislike your roommate, or maybe you and your roommate maintain equal levels of weirdness. Well, regardless of how well you get along with your one roommate or rather house full of individuals you classified as “normal” until you starting living, eating, and breathing under the same roof as them, chances are you have shared some of the strangest, wackiest moments of all time.

And why hide these outrageous and intriguing moments when you can share them with the entire University?!

This idea came to me when I watched a clip from The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. He shared real stories connected by the hashtag #myroommateisweird on live television. I thought the concept was pretty ridiculous until I listened to not even five minutes of the segment only to die laughing at what some people tweet about their roommates. The best two I heard:

1.My roommate used to make scratch marks in his deodorant so he could tell if I used it. #MyRoommateIsWeird

or even better…

2.My roommate once drunkenly peed behind the fridge. I asked if he knew what he was doing. He responded, ‘Yes.’ #MyRoommateIsWeird

So, how weird are roommates on the SLU campus? Let’s take a look:

•My roommate has pictures of bats all over our room. #MyRoommateIsWeird

•My roommate yells obscenities at POTUS when she’s watching Scandal. #MyRoommateIsWeird

•My roommate uncontrollably farts in her sleep and I have to suffocate my face in my comforter sometimes. #MyRoommateIsWeird

•My roommate leaves gourds all over the house…that is all. #MyRoommateIsWeird

•My roommate thought the definition of  “a tool” was a silly, goofy kid #MyRoommateIsWeird

•My roommate watches South Park naked. #MyRoommateIsWeird

•When every single room in your house with the exception of your own is occupado. (if you know what I mean.) #MyRoommatesAreWeird

•My roommate is so messy that a mouse crawled out from underneath her clothes once. #MyRoommateIsWeird

•My roommate always gets Dana-to-go with rice and chicken. Every. Single. Day. #MyRoommateIsWeird

•My roommate doesn’t eat junk food but enjoys watching other people eat junk food. #MyRoommateIsWeird

•My roommate thinks she can twerk on the wall and constantly tries to…#MyRoommateIsWeird…oh wait, that’s me…

•My roommate once called me ugly during preseason and has yet to apologize. #MyRoommateIsWeird

•My roommate listens to Christmas music in September. #MyRoommateIsWeird

•My roommate flushed a chicken carcass and a cob of corn down the toilet. It lodged in there like a cork. #MyRoommateIsWeird

•When my roommate is studying she takes 15 second dance party breaks where she lashes out in freakish dance moves and then instantly goes back to work. #MyRoommateIsWeird

•My roommate sleep walks and pees in a box in my other roommate’s room #secondplace #MyRoommateIsWeird